heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via lesbianed)

Definitely gaaaaay

(Source: h-o-l-l-y-w-o-o-d-l-o-v-e, via queanqueer)

"I still remember the way my stomach flipped when I first saw her. I tried so hard to keep it cool, but goddamnit she was beautiful."

light-another-one (via light-another-one)

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lipstick-lesbian:

btmegan:

She’s laughing bc she’s like same

♀♡♀

(Source: wannabebritish, via kissmypatootie)

Singing a bit of Bon jovi with the niece. High pitch style #niece #family #bonjovi #always #singing #silly #topauntie #copycat #haha #love #cute

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

(Source: unclefather, via feelingsteezy)

the-newcancer:


12 of the most adorable Disney-inspired tattoos, they’re all so perfect! 

hey that’s my tattoo :D

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

(via melancolie-bleue)

theactorsmind:


raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

(via eyebrowsarecool13)